Qoutes by Chuks

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Some think I wink at them when I shut my eyes to avoid their sight.
Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
If I wanted to punish you, I'd hold up a mirror.
While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.
Opinions are like assholes and everybody's got one.
Hating something is too much work to do. What you want to do is ignore something. It is more effective.
When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed...
Every great thinker is someone else's moron.
The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
With the whole world full of fools, there is none who thinks himself one, or even suspects it.
A cynic is a person who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Has it ever occurred to you that there might be a difference between having an open mind and having holes in one's head?
A rose by any other name still has thorns. chuks207@yahoo.com