A magician worked on a cruise ship in the
Caribbean. The audience would be different each
week, so the magician did the same tricks each
week. However, there was a problem, the
captain's parrot saw the shows each week and
began to understand how the magician did every
trick. Once he understood, he started shouting
out the secrets in the middle of the show, "Look,
it's not the same hat." "Look, he is hiding the
flowers under the table." "Hey, why are all the
cards the Ace of Spades?" The magician was
furious but couldn't do anything, it was, after all,
the captain's parrot. One day, the ship had an
accident and sank. The magician found himself
with the parrot, adrift on a piece of wood, in the
middle of the ocean. They stared at each other
with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went
on for a day, then another, and another. Finally,
after a week, the parrot said, "Okay, I give up.
Where the heck is the boat?"
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